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My art, blogs, and anything else that gets put on here by me.

Wonder Bar, 1934

(Source: mishawinsexster, via alessiapelonzi)

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

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cangsir:

knife

cangsir:

knife

Iron Butterfly - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

mrgolightly:

Iron Butterfly - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

(via bitefraser)

simplyobsessedwithbritishcomedy:

Broke her little bones on the boulders below,
and while she fell, I delightfully said
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie

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hallsofvalhalla:

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT ; a two-and-a-half hour long playlist for the next time you’re just chilling in your gothic mansion on a stormy night.
For the perfect atmosphere in any weather, enjoy in combination with these:
Crackling Fire // Howling Wind // Thunder & Rain // Cozy Lighting
Tracklisting beneath the cut.
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hallsofvalhalla:

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT ; a two-and-a-half hour long playlist for the next time you’re just chilling in your gothic mansion on a stormy night.

For the perfect atmosphere in any weather, enjoy in combination with these:

Crackling Fire // Howling Wind // Thunder & Rain // Cozy Lighting

Tracklisting beneath the cut.

Read More

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dolllified:

remember when quentin tarantino guest judged on american idol

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weloveshortvideos:

Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!

Vine by Daz_Black

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The kiss of death.

This astonishing sculpture forms part of Barcelona’s Poblenou Cemetery.  The Kiss of Death (El Petó de la Mort in Catalan and El beso de la muerte in Spanish) dates back to 1930. A winged skeleton bestows a kiss on the lips of a handsome young man: is it ecstasy on his face or resignation? Little wonder the sculpture elicits strong and varying responses from whoever gazes upon it.

(Source: danielpdykes, via bangheadshotbabe)

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